PSEUDO-SUBLIMATION by $WAGGOT is a crazy fifty-track mixtape that, in my opinion, somehow has zero flops. i don't even know what to say about it, you'll just have to listen for yourself. it goes hard as fuck in order, but if you wanna skip around, "baby's gotta do" is a great song about growing up with ADHD, "wet nightmare" is wonderful, and "$LUGGER" is what my website is named after. fair warning: bandcamp only shows thirty-five tracks available to stream, but if you download it, all fifty will be there. also, the coverart on this website is censored. there are dicks on the bandcamp page. beware!

paper flowers by $WAGGOT & Spatial Manufacture Ltd. is a short EP made up of b-sides from REALITY LOSER. don't get me wrong, REALITY LOSER also slaps. it's unbelievably good, as is literally everything these two do together. but there's just something about paper flowers that speaks to me. specifically, i think about "smoke a little cocaine" all the time. like, pretty much 24/7. listen to this EP, please. it's free on soundcloud. it used to be on spotify and stuff but it's not anymore. you can download my archive of it here .

Shape Shift With Me by Against Me! slaps. i don't really know what else to say about it? i think about all the songs all the time. sorry... it's really hard to review albums that have been with me for so long lol. i listened to this when it came out in 2016 and i was 15 years old so i can't imagine it any other way. just listen to this one, man, idk what to tell you. listen to it all the way through. also i saw Laura Jane Grace live with Anthony Green and it was really good.

blood vomit by emily bewley is like 95% eating disorder, so please proceed with caution. if you're in the right headspace i highly recommend it. it's beautiful and sad. my favorite song is mallory weiss, but also they're all very very good. emily later combined the songs into one track called "acidity" which is equally great. none of her music is available anymore, which is a shame, but luckily i've archived this one for ya (click the image). 3amperson has a bunch of her stuff archived too.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my favorite show of all time. this should not be surprising to you if you've ever spoken to me. i think everybody should watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff show Angel at least once in their lives. it's genuinely essential viewing to me. i don't want to spoil anything if you've somehow made it almost 30 years without knowing anything about this show, so i'll just tell you it's about growing up and it can get really sad. i love every single episode, even the goofy ones, but if you want to get into it you can watch "Passion of the Nerd"'s episode guide on YouTube to decide which early episodes to skip. but i recommend at least attempting to watch all the way through.